By (Anonymous) (I am getting my monthly haircut when a well-dressed young female customer walks in.) Customer: *to Receptionist, extremely nicely* “I need to get my hair straightened today as well. I have a engagement party to attend. Can the stylist cover me now?” Receptionist: “We are booked for the next two hours, but if you come by then, we can help you.” Customer: “Oh, but I need to leave in an hour. Can you accommodate?”