By (Anonymous)   (I am getting my monthly haircut when a well-dressed young female customer walks in.)   Customer:   *to Receptionist, extremely nicely*  “I need to get my hair straightened today as well. I have a engagement party to attend. Can the stylist cover me now?”   Receptionist:  “We are booked for the next two hours, but if you come by then, we can help you.”   Customer:  “Oh, but I need to leave in an hour. Can you accommodate?”